Saturday 1 March 2008

indian budget

great leap forward,
tarun blow your conch
pancha janya


By Kulamarva Balakrishna

Vienna,Saturday,March 1,2008: Leap year
budget tabled in India yesterday was indeed
a great leap forward.Some call it election
budget along with the opposition.Some call
it aam aadmi, real common man budget.Yet
others call it stunt, like the skunks of Sitaram
Yechury type.The hulcut buddhus, who could
not ban man carts on Kolkatta streets after
thirty years of rule, who have no control over
=leftism= because Naxalites and Maoists
are the leftist dogs unchained can be expected
to go on debating on irrelevancies.Indira Gandhi
wanted to =garibi hatao=,eradicate poverty.
Sonia Gandhi wants to help =aam aadmi=, under
stiff resistance by =haram admis=,bad characters
Mulayam or Mayavati of the backward Uttar
Pradesh, popularly nick named Ulta Pradesh
that is upside down state of holy places in India,
Banares or Babri Maszid .

One more question: Why not such a budget was
put up before?Why we had to wait four full years
after the last general election? My answer is leap
year comes only once in four years! Jokes apart,
Indian know all Donald Duck educated middle class
Hindu Boys, yes they remain boys until they get married
some time after raping several women young and old,
should know Rome is not built in a day. Besides, if you
have to build Pompei (Rome converted into Pompei
by langoti monkeys or pantie clad langoors) into
Rome that takes time.What Nehru and Indira had
done were undone systematically by from Nishan
e Pakistan doubled up Bharata Ratna Morarji Desai
up to Poem PMundshund Atal Behari Bajpayee,
the celibate Prime Minister, who surrendered the
hijacked Indian Airlines Plane at Kandahar to
Taleban cum land of the pure forces before unrolling
the red carpet for the terrorist into the portals of Indian
Parliament. New foundations take time to dry up
concrete yaar Tarun young Vijay, blow your conch
=pancha janya=.

Where are your Pancha Kanyas? Sushma, Uma,
Vasundhara,second wife Hema Malini Goel
Dharmendra Jat hero of Chrishna and of course
Mamata? They did no less damage. Maya is yet
another category.When twice she was Chief
Minister of Ulta Pradesh she thrived as Thief Minister,
setting up Ambedkar statues to relieve Dalit Bahujan
hunger!They were so pleased with swelling somachs
they presented cash and cakes for every new birth day.
She would have demolished not Babri Maszid yaar
but the Hindu Taj Mahal,built by Maharaja of Agra
Fort of Aggarwal Laxmi Mittal or was it Rava Dalmia?
Poor people from her holy land of pilgrimage and
Bihar fled in search of jobs to Bombay, that included
teenage girls to serve liquor and sex in Bombay Bars
known now as =speak loudies= to dons and Kuttappa
Rai, no uncle of beautiful expectant mother Aishvarya,
but an associate of Dawoodbhai, now invisible in
land of the pure.The girls take bakshish in hundreds
of thousands home in UP,MP,Or Bihar as un taxed
money. That hurts Raj and his Meinduck uncle
Bal(asaheb) Thackeray.Where is their cut there?
And how about young man, BJP new generation
leader junkey Rahul Mahajan? Mulayam´s NOIDA
Nithari skeletons?That was the work load Tarun.

In the south, Karnataka former Prime Minister
Daridra Devegowda and his two sons had to
be tamed,in Orissa and Gujarat of Naradham
Modi anti minority crimes had to be contained.
All these took time Tarun young Vijay.In Tamil
Nadu guru Kanchikamkotipetham boss´s
prestige killing had to be addressed yaar.Of
course the foreign jihadists including pakis
you imported had to be tackled, before presenting
a solid leap year budget.Call it election budget
if you like.Ask your coward uncle Arun Shourie.
If you permit we implement and see the loan
waivers benefit the real beneficiaries, not the
mullahs nor the pujaris.Not even left hulcults of
Buddhu Karat variety.

Now it is a challenge to aam aadmi,common man
to repose trust on the deseving so that country
can be driven forward to an egalitarian goal.(end)

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