pampers for dogs

Langoti for Monkeys


by Kulamarva Balakrishna

Vienna,23-09-2007: Hope like us in Vienna,
Bangaluru (pronounce it if you like in the
district dialect of the former Prime Minister
with a =hu= between bengal and uru)
introduces pampers for dogs, including stray
ones to keep the city clean.

Here with us it is now mandatory for dog
owners taking plastic bags to collect dog´s all
cure (ayurveda medicine prescribed by seers
and sava seers of various global mathas!) on
grass and deposit it in dust bin safely to
avoid environment being polluted.

After all the headquarters of Karnataka
has been showing off its =silicon= breasts
for a decade now attracting =foreign=guests!
The dogs mouths are of course to remain
gagged to prevent them from attacking
school going or garbage picking children.

In the next few days,Karnataka will have a
=fatva= (kannada pronounciation not
Tamil) Chief Minister, hopefully under his
=kishkindha= rajya Karnataka does not
come under a tsunami pralhaya with its
epicenter from Udupi Pejawara matha.

Now the CM will also explain under the
Hindu culture why the counted tenth
incarnation is still absconding.

It is a matter of faith meant to be respected.

After all, religion is not a joke.

But make sure in =kishkindha= monkeys
wear langotis, shave clean, use lathis,
match sticks and petrol cans against
interstate bus services! (end)