qatif girl gets pardon

good news from gawd

By Kulamarva Balakrishna

Vienna,Monday,December 17,2007:Rejoice for the good luck 20 year
old Qatif girl of the Kingdom of the Custodian of Holy Places eastern
Shia province.The Custodian of the only one gawd and one vote
democracy state, has reportedly pardoned the unfortunate rape victim
from 200 public whiplashes,for being the victim of 14 gang rapes,may
be to commemorate brotherly President Agha Ahmedin -zade´s Haj!
After all in a few years from now,the Iranian President is expected to
stock pile strategic assets close to the holy places.But it is still not
clear if the Custodian has advised his Virtue police restore her virginity
of virtue by sending her to the imported Egyptian female genital mutilation
surgeon for a stitch up.Hopefully not.We hail the Custodian for his
compassion shown to the young female Qatif flower.

Also good news,the Kingdom is permitting parents of teen females
to send their daughters to foreign boarding schools.Here also it is not
known if the foreign boarding schools will get male gate keepers to
guard the virtue of girls under Islamic Solidarity Fund´s =South-South
Cooperation= arrangement with the United States.

In any case Chicago Islamic Schools,Colleges and Universities are
better places for soft sand land girls to study.Once they graduate
there I am sure they can be counted upon to liberate their sisters
from the gawd´s hell on earth for women.May Peace Be Upon Him,
(MPBH) the Custodian of Holy Places, whose heart finally melted
for the young daughters of the holy places.

In the meantime I am happy to inform my readers with the South
Korean former former foreign minister, Ban Moon Kaun what not
being away in Bali for Climate Summit, his UNO.Org is being
managed by an artificial intelligence machine team known as
=inquiries team=.I am sure this UNO.Org would be roasted for
feast by Islamic Human Rights Declaration Day for the single
Islamic humanity,called Umma.

Then what happens to more liberal Arab League´s Human Rights
Declaration that at least recognizes older imperfect religions left
by gawd on this earth?

Please do not ask me.Sharia,based on lady Aiyesha sourced
Hadith/vertical Gossip/Purana/ has got as many versions as there
are mini Prophet incarnates in the form of Imam/Sheikh/Mullah
mobs.Like penny peanuts, they are in a position to still the
devotion´s hunger (end)