bharata ratna

candidate list

By Kulamarva Balakrishna

Vienna,Tuesday,
January 15,2008:
It all started with
announcement
of candidature
of former Prime
Minister,Satya Sai
Baba mouth penis
=awardee= Atal
Behari Bajpayee
for the highest
national award
generally reserved for a politician, by Opposition
leader and front runner Nishan e Pakistan candidate,
Lal Krishan Advani in a letter to the =weakest Prime
Minister= in the history of India,Mr.Manmohan Singh.
It is good to find that India´s opposition leader needs
some time even the =weakest= Prime Minister
for bestowing favors.After all strong elephants are
served by weak rats some time to set them free.If the
former Prime Minister´s name is accepted by the
Bharata Ranta award committee, then this would
be the first time a Satya Sai Baba mouth penis
award winner getting honoured as Bharata Ratna,
Jewel of India!We all should welcome this.

Since then there had been proposals that man
cart rider,left of the left garbage politician old
and stinking personality of Bengal, Jyoti Basu
should be considered for the coveted award.
Then came a suggestion from the Dalit Bahujan
leader Mayavati that her dalit guru Kanshiram
should be considered posthumously for the
honour.Then came the suggestion from the
old Raj Narain rank and file that the best
suited for the highest award is none other than
Lohia Socialist wrestler former Chief Minister
of U.P.,ultimate sharanu of Banarasi beeda Babu
big B, Mulayam Singh Yadav,who is now no more
on media focus.

I think two more should be also placed on the
short list to make the candidates half a dozen.
First, there has been no woman politician
winning Bharata Ratna award. If Poe Gardens
resident, former Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu,
famed as brahmin girl friend of the late MGR
with an adopted unknown son, and acclaimed
in Tamil as =Puratchi Talvai=, the title with
having more than one meaning, Jayaraman
Jayalalita,who got Kanchi Kamkoti Jagadguru
handcuffed literally, deserves to be considered.
She is also part of the Dravid brand as the
supreme leader of Anna Dravida Munnetra
Kazagam.In the picture she looks very attractive
like a bloated frog set to sing. Who could be the sixth
candidate?The question does not arise.Who else
but her guest of yesterday Hindu Naradhama,
not death merchant but leader of the butchers of
humans chief,who showed large heartedness to
forgive her for arresting the Kanchi Jagadguru with
his Chela together, t shirt Krishna,the celebrated
new devotee of Guruvayoorappan, ruling Gujarat
Chief Minister Modi?

If necessary, we can keep ready an alternative
list for consideration led from the south by the
Left Front Marxist Homogawd Ayappan´s
staunch devotee Chief Minister Achyutanandan
of Kerala,followed by Karnataka´s own
Kumaraswamy behind him his father, former
Prime Minister Haradanahalhi´s proud Daridra
Deve Gowda.The forth in the alternative list
of course should be unemployed Uma Bharti.
And the fifth alternative is the soiled daughter of
soil, Sushma Swaraj.The sixth and final alternative
again should be a woman politician with unblemished
record of =cantankerousness=, Mamata
Bannerjee.After all she has contributed to
the unearthing of so many skeletons in
the graves of Nandigram.I submit this original
and alternative list openly believing them
to be the best suited according to the best
of my knowledge and belief.(end)