Thursday 24 January 2008

erotism & temples (2)

krishna panties
& t shirts!


By Kulamarva Balakrishna

Vienna,Thursday,January 24,2008:Where there
are gawds,there are angels not the manly Farishta
Gabriel type.Note you Hindu Jagruti org, these
angels were female companions of gawds in the
heavenly garden called Nandanavana.In the gawd´s
kingdom there are no births to be recorded nor
death comes there as the buffalo rider himself is
a member of the privileged parliament of gawds.
They all remained young mostly, their three stages
of life begins after teenage,full youth and mature,no
death interferes.They keep on enjoying.That is what
the understanding of humans,who never lived with
gawds integrating with them within the race.When
gawds got chances to be gigolos they helped the
human population explosion.That gawd´s race had
become deathless making them no need to have
aditional births.They become deathless by
drinking the nector of deathless ness the =amrita=
potion derived from the churning of the ocean.
The angels sang and danced,made love to
gawds and gawds´ guests in the open garden with
fragrant flowers.

Mahabharata hero Arjuna´s gigolo father king of
gawds Indra invited his human son once to heaven
as guest.When Arjuna came to heaven for a holiday
one of the angels Rambha or Urvashi I am not sure
who it was deputed to take care of him.This angelic
girl attended on Arjuna.She asked Arjuna to make
love to her until he felt =it is enough!=.
Arjuna said to her: =amma puratchi talavai, you
are but my mother, since you went to bed with my
gigolo father,how can I touch you,kiss you?That
would be a sin entailing me holidays in hell
forever=.The heavenly beauty got insulted.She
cursed him:= you are a eunuch boy.you will live like
one at least for a short time=.That is how Arjuna
became =Brihannale= eunuch teacher when
Pandavas hid themselves for a year during the
last leg of their forest dwelling in disguise
Virata´s palace.Did not =amara chitra katha=
tell you about this to you awakened,erect penis
Hindoos?

Besides,whenever humans concentrated to do
penance the king of gawds felt threatened because
this will make the human get gawd´s power,
Prime Ministership like the one Atal Behari
Bajpayee got.In order to persuade the yogi give
up his yogic concentration or tapasya gawds
always sent the angelic girls as diversion.They did
it to sage Vishvamitra,who got involved with gawd´s
whore Menaka not Maneka,who was successful and
got at once a daughter,who became famous as
=Shakuntala=.So Shakuntala was a Anglo-human!
Forgive me =angel= in =samasa= not samosa,
becomes =anglo=.Mix in Kannada we call such
children =beraki=.There were many such many
such Anglo-human girls in India those days.You see
their sculptures around the temples!Where else?

These Anglo human girls were very bold,like
Liz Hurley Nayyar.They experimented many tricks
of sexualities.It was from their lives Vatsyayana
indeed took some select examples for teaching
how to make gawdly love to make his Kamasutra.
Decades ago, German speaking Swiss Tomy
(for Thomas) Ungerer made a sketchiy sex book
for frogs (not in the Indian wells) under the title
=Kamasutra for Frogs=. I have pressented a
copy of this book to Maqbool Fida Hussain in
1980s when he was here for a visit.So you may
find new temples with frogs experimenting
Kamasutra postures in the new temples being
built by your Aksharadhama Swami Narayan
followers world wide under globalization.It is a
fashion.The same way it is a fashion to wear
undergarments covering =bhaga= or pube with
beautiful photos of gawd krishna.Paris Hilton
would model it! After all baby Krishna came out
from there as gawd! When he married the 16,000
harem girls from Narakasura´s harem prison those
girls naturally use panties with pictures of gawd
Krishna.Now these of Krishna Samsara must
have grown into several millions at least.There is
no point in protesting against selling such underpants
in the shops when you can get Naradhama Modi
as Krishna t shirts for free advertisement gift!
Clubbing together Naradhama Modi´s Krishna
t shirt and Narakasura´s ex-prison girls´ caste
population Hindu Jagruti Org should indeed
organize a fashion show t shirts and uderpants
with great Hindu spritual values hidden in them.
Baba we should preserve our culture.Ask the
rightman, Tarun Vijay, the =pancha janya=
shankha trumpeteer.

Where is Anant Pai now? Amara chitra katha,
I know is a big business at least making turn
overs in billions of rupees.He must be older
than I am.But the cash grabbing business should
go on.So his successor comic book Hindoos
should make panty painting books for global
distribution.They would be sculpted in Hare
Rama Hare Christian holy temples! (end)

No comments: