By Kulamarva Balakrishna
Vienna,Saturday,February 23,2008: A film on Sonia
Gandhi? Why not one on Mayavati? On Sushma Swaraj
on Uma Bharti, Mamata Bannerjee or Film Diva Puratchi
Talvai for that matter?Making a film on Sonia? Will it not
compromise her loyalty to the country?Will it not promote
Christianity by a devious route? Will it not damage our
national security? Where are the lawyers? Their public
interest litigation clients by the hundred protecting the
national honour? Now those who made the film at own
risk seek approval from the Film Censor Board a
certificate.There are many more questions.Will it be
considered defamation,flattery, advertisement?
Why not make a film on Maneka Gandhi,the resting
animal right activist instead? Has some one thought
of making a film on Vasundhara Raje,Hema Malini
or Jaya Chamchan of Amarsingh,the famous independence
day guest, who caused thousands of school children
wait his arrival on hot sun and dozens collapse unconscious
sorry I mean Bachchan, the mother in law of our tamarind
beauty Aishvarya?
As for creative efforts I am sure the best seller film could be
made of Namdhari Gopalaswami,the fellow who is the
Chief Election Commissioner sporting a bright red vertical
Expresway painted on forehead above nose so smartly to
drive into gawd Vishnu´s mountain resort of Vaikuntha
heavens?What was his name the Sari clad bangle jingling
gawd Jagannath lover former male police director general of
Mulayam Singh Yadav´s crime free Ulta Pradesh? Lallu
is a good film material.L.K.Advani placing his laddu balls
on Bharata Ratna candidate Atal Behari Bajpayee mouth
and Atal Pital transfering the Udbhavalinga he received
from the mouth of Satya sai direct into LKA´s toothbrush
covered BJP Prime Ministerial candidate´s mouth can
also be a good scene if Naradhama Modi´s life is filmed.
They all have fans even though they live under good
air conditioning.They sell.Every one of them is a
brand name trade mark in Donald Duck´s Indian scene
yaar.
Why there is a swami who keeps sharing stage in
Karnataka with his mother cow´s sibling son cum
=hisbend= showing of his lovely shapely hanging
balls, how cute bap rey, to promote cow urine therapy
is one of the best film material that would make a
guaranteed advance booking for it at Oscar Award
in =Holywood=.Also in our sandalwood infested
=Hosanagara= wood he is popular as Gopalakrishna.
Has any Thakur thought of making a film on that
Rajput prince dismissed for taking round about
bribe from Saddam Hussain´s Iraq under oil for
food programme and then went financing his post
hanging funeral of all the places in Bangalore?
I can suggest one more film idea on former
Prime Minister Daridra Deve Gowda and his
half term Chief Minister sitting for toilet in
a poor Muslim woman´s slum house at Ullhal.
It would be a great hit as film like the late
Veerappan partner Karnataka film hero
Raj Kumar movies.Every one of these suggested
characters have strong fan following.Let
Rashid Kidwai write the iscreen play and Thakur
film it. Bharat Shah is there for financing.
Bala,Balya, Balku (asaheb) Thackeray my
meinduck friend and his pincle nephew Raj
Thackeray will have no problem for permitting
the release of any of these films in Goregaon
bhainswadi sahita Marathi Mumbai (end)
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